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DesperateHousewives-Episode02.09-That'sGood,That'sBad

Gueststars

"AndrewVandeKamp"-ShawnPyfrom

"DanielleVandeKamp"-JoyLauren

"MatthewApplewhite"-MehcadBrooks

"PrestonScavo"-BrentKinsman

"PorterScavo"-ShaneKinsman

"ParkerScavo"-ZaneHuett

"Caleb"-NashawnKearse

"GeorgeWilliams"-RogerBart

"NinaFletcher"-JoelyFisher

"ne"-SamLloyd

"AddisonPrudy"-PaulDooley

"EdFerrara"-CurrieGraham

"Stu"-CharlieBabcock

"SisterMaryBernard"-MelindaPageHamilton

"DetectiveBarton"-KurtFuller

"CarolPrudy"-JoyceVanPatten

"Bellman"-KamalMarayati

"PatZiegler"-CarolMansell

Writtenby:KevinMurphy

Directedby:LarryShaw

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Bree'sHouse

"Anyonewho'deverbeentoapartyatBreeVandeKamp'sthoughtofherastheperfect

nerswerealways

servedpromptly."

FlashbacktoBreeservingdinnertoaguest.

"Herliquoralwaysflowedfreely."

FlashbacktoBreepouringwineforherguests.

"Andheranecdoteswerealwaysenjoyable."

FlashbacktoBree'sguestlaughingatastoryBreeistelling.

"Butonthisnight,theperfecthostesswasabouttofindherself?quot;

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Bree'sHouse?PresentNighttime

Breeisservingcoffeetoherguestsaroundherdiningroomtable.

FemaleGuest:"'sthatmusiccomingfrom?"

"卛naveryimperfectpredicament."

Singingfromoutsidecanbeheard.

Bree:"Ah,I'mnotsure."

eningthecurtain,sheseesGeorgesingingintoa

peakerontopofavanparkedbehindhimisamplifyinghisvoiceand

themusic.

George(singing):"Don'tgiveuponus,'restillworthonemoretry."

,'ssingingcanbe

heardinthebackground.

Bree:"Ifyou'llexcusemeforjustoneminute."

George(singing):"Iknowweputalastonby."

Breeleavestheroomandgoesoutside.

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Bree'sHouse-Outside

BreefacesGeorge.

George(singing):"Justforarainyevening."

Bree:"George!Ihaveguests!Whatdoyouthinkyouaredoing?"

George:"youandnowI'mjusttryingtomakethingsrightagain."

Bree:"Itwasnotatiff!Webrokeup!It'sover!"

George(singing):"Wecanstillcomethrough!"

Bree:"onotknockitoff,I'mgoingtocallthepolice!"

George:"Allright,goahead.(singing)"Ireallylostmyheadlastnight!"

HestopssingingandyellsintothemicrophoneasBreewalksaway.

George:"Callthepolice!Iftheydragmeaway,I'monlygonnacomerightbackhere.I

wantyoutohearthewholemedley!Comeon!"

Breeentersherhousetofindallofherguestsstandinginthedoorwayofthediningroom

watchingher.

Bree:"Whydon'tyoualltakeyourseats?Uh,dessertisabouttobeserved."

shesupstairs.

Inherbedroom,unandshellsare

ks

tothewindow.

George(singing):"'vegotarightto?quot;

GeorgeseesBreeatthewindow,oots

starestowardBreeindisbelief.

"Yes,allythosewhoweren'tinvited."

BreesmilesdownatashockedGeorge.

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OpeningCredits

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WisteriaLane-Daytime

Ayoungboydressedasacowboywithawhitehatpeeksoutfrombehindabush.

"Goodguyswearwhitehatsandbadguyswearblack."

thcomeout

andstartshootingeachotherwiththeirtoyguns.

"Thisishowchildrendistinguishbetweengoodandevil."

Thelittleboyintheblackhatpretendstobeshotandfallsdown.

"Buttheysoonlearnthatbadguysalwaysdon'tlooksobad."

wavesandtheywave

back.

"untilyougettoknowthemalittlebit

better."

GeorgecontinuesuptoBree'stopsbesideher.

George:"Hey,stoutforalittleride."

Bree:"Don'tlietome,'vebeenridingupanddownthisstreetforthelast

hour."

George:"Idon'twanttodothis,Bree,butyouwon'treturnanyofmyphonecalls."

Bree:"SostalkingmeisplanB?"

getsoffthebikeandgoestohercarwindow.

George:"Bree,gotsomeissuestoworkon,butI'dbewilling

toseeatherapistifthat'swhatyouwant.I'lldoanythingbuthowcanIshowyouthatI,I

canchangeifyoudon'tgivemeasecondchance?wI'mnotabad

person."

Bree:"Idoknowthat,butI'mjustnotsureyou'reagoodone,either."

Breestartshercaranddrivesawayquickly.

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AdvertisingAgency

ffisalso

there.

Lynette:"Andweintegratedthecorporatelogointothejunglebackgroundcreatingnot

onlyanadfortheclothing,butforthecompany,itself."

Ed:"Idon'tgetit."

Lynette:"What,um,don'tyouget?"

Ed:"Thewholeideajustkindamakesmyheadhurt."(toNina)"Isitjustme?"

Nina:"No,'reright,itstinks."

Ed:",Igotticketstoagame."(toNina)"Nina,

youdowhateveryouhavetodotokeepusafloathere."

Nina:"Gotit."

Edleavestheroom.

Nina:"rk,everybody.

Thankyou."

Lynette:"Couldyoucantheattitude,Nina?"

Nina:"I'msorry,whatdidyoujustsay?"

Lynette:"You'rebeingrudeandit'whowhardweallworkedon

this."

Nina:"Yeah,Ido."

Lynette:"Nina,IthinkIspeakforeveryoneherewhenIsaywearesickandtiredofyour

y,youoweusanapology."

Nina:"Is,isthistrue?Imean,

anybodyfeelslikeIowethemanapology,?You?You?Gee,Lynette,

ht,let'srecap,shallwe?Stinkypitch,workinglate,no

apologies."

Ninaleavestheroom.

Lynette:"Guys,ppenedtostandingupforourselves?"

Stuenterscarryingabasketofmuffins.

Stu:"Hotmuffins!Anytakers?"

Lynette:"No,Stu!Thesepeopledon'tdeservemuffins."

Allthestaffmembersbowtheirheads.

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Gabrielle'sHouse

nerings.

Gabrielle:"Hello."

Man'sVoice:",I'mtheassistantwardendownat

vailable?"

Gabrielle:"Uh,yeah,,didsomethinghappenwithCarlos?"

Man'sVoice:"Atsevenforty-threethismorning,yourhusbandheldtwoguardsatgunpoint

andsuccessfullyescaped."

Gabrielle:"Hewhat?"

Man'sVoice:"Itakeityouhadnopriorknowledgehehadplannedtodothis."

Gabrielle:"No,ofcoursenot!He'samoron!"

Man'sVoice:"

believehimtobearmedandvery,veryhorny."

Carloswalksintotheroom,talkingonthephone.

Gabrielle:"What?"

Carlos:"Surprise,roledearly."

Gabrielle:"It'ssogoodtoseeyou!"

picksherup.

Gabrielle:"Whathappened?"

Carlos:"Well,there'sthischurchgroupthathelpsoutCatholicprisonersandtheyreally,

reallysteppedupforme."

Gabrielle:"Well,whatdidtheydo?"

Carlos:"TheylobbiedtheParoleBoardanditworked."

Gabrielle:"IowethePopeathankyounote."

Carlos:"Uh,lesstalking,morestripping."

llebeginstoundress.

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OutsidePrudy'sFeedStore?Daytime

SusanandJuliepullupintheircar.

Julie:"'sFeedStore."

Susan:"Apparentlyheownstheplace."

Julie:"Howareyougonnadoit?"

Susan:"Whatdoyoumean?"

Julie:"Imean,howareyougonnatellhimthatyou'rehisdaughter?"

Susan:"Oh,I','thaveadesire

tohavearelationshipwithhim."

Julie:"Okay,thenI'mreallyconfusedwhywe'reherespyingonhim."

Susan:"Ijustwanttoseewhathe'isfymycuriosityandgetitoutofmy

system."

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InsidePrudy'sFeedStore

nPrudyishelpingacustomer.

Addison:"Well,,youtellCharliethatAddisonPrudysaysdropinsome

hatuglymugofhisaroundhere."

Customer:"Iwill."

Thecustomerleavesthestore.

Addison(toSusan):"IbetIknowwhatyou'reherefor."

Susan:"Oh?"

Addison:",Igotthecowboyhatsrighthere."

Susan:"Oh,oh,'sokay,youdon'thavetogivemeanything,really."

Addison:"'tcostmeadime."

AddisonbringsablackcowbowhatoverandputsitonSusan.

Addison:"asapicture."

Later,sinhercar.

Susan:"IhaveaDad!He'sgreat!Hegavemeahat!"

SusanlaughsandJuliesmiles.

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Gabrielle'sHouse

CarlosandGabrielleareinbed.

Gabrielle:"tellmeyou

didn'tlearnthatinprison."

Carlos:"Yeah,Ididn't."

Carlosrollsoverandcloseshiseyes.

Gabrielle:"Wait!I'mnotdonewithyouyet."

Carlos:"Justgivemetenminutes,please."

Gabrielle:"Whatiswrongwithyou?Youaretotallyuselessaftersex."

Carlos:"dprobablygetmythyroidcheckedout."

GabriellegetsoutofbedandpicksuptheplasticbagCarlosbroughtbackfromprison.

Shepullsoutsomeletters.

Gabrielle:"WhoisSisterMaryBernard?"

Carlos:"Hey,thoseareprivate,gimme!"

Gabriellemovesoutofreach.

Carlos:"She'sthisnun,okay?'spartofthe

anIpleasehavemythemback."

Gabriellereadstheletteroutloud.

Gabrielle:"'WhenyouwalkwithGodeveryday,youlearnthatTruthisunderstoodinthe

Mind,butFaithburnsintheHeart'?"

grabstheletter.

Carlos:"Youdon'ht?Twentyhoursaday,eightby

tencell,justyouandyourmind."

Gabrielle:"Soprettymuchjustyou."

Carlos:"erybadpersonforaverylong

eI'monanewpath."

Gabrielle:"Anewpath?"

Carlos:"odorightbyyou,bymymama,andby

myGod."

Gabrielle:"Whatthehelldidtheydotoyouinthatprison?"

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Bree'sHouse-Daytime

LynetteisdealingcardstoSusan(withcowboyhaton),Gabrielle,Bree,andEdie.

Lynette:"mylasthand,thenIgottago."

Bree:"Allready?"

Lynette:"ogooverittonight,or

you-know-who'sgonnahavemyhead."

Everyone:"Nina!"

Bree:"Youknowthisgainfulemploymentthingisreallystartingtocutintooursociallife."

Lynette:"Well,ifoneofyouwouldjustagreetoraisemykids,Iwouldn'

takers?"

Edielaughs.

Lynette:"Yeah,no,Ididn'."

Edie:"Speakingofchildabandonment,whenareyougonnatellyourfatherthathehasa

bouncingmiddle-agedbabygirl?"

Susan:"'twannaambushhim.I'mgonnaeaseintoit."

Gabrielle:"Howdoyoueaseinto,慼i,I'myourillegitimatedaughter'?"

Susan:"Wellactually,there'sa慼elpwanted'signinthewindowsoIwasthinkingabout

,youknow,hewouldgettoknowmeandI'msurehewouldlike

meandIwouldlikehim,andthenonedayhewouldsay,憏ou'relikethedaughterInever

had'andI'dsay,憌ellactually,nowthatyou'vementionedit.'"

Edie:"Okay,I'themostidioticplanI'veeverheardof."

Susan:"Why?"

Edie:"'sfaceit,you

areanacquiredtaste."

Lynette:"Edie!IamsureSusan'sfatherwilllikeherjustfine."

Susan:"Thankyou."

Bree:"Ijusthopeyoudon'sidefrom

DNA,youmightfindthatyoudon'thavethatmuchincommon."

Susan:"ttafindoutifthere'ssomethingthere.I'vealwayswantedadad.I

mean,Iknownothavingoneaffectedme."

Gabrielle:"neneedsastrongmalerolemodel."

Edie:"No,theydon'pwithoutafatheranditdidn'taffectmeonebit."

Lynette:"Edie,howoldwereyouwhenyoulostyourvirginity?"

Edie:"Pointwelltaken."

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AdvertisingAgency?LateNighttime

Lynettecomesintoadarkened,sintoherofficeandpicksupa

thehall,sheseesStu,wearingonlyhisboxershorts,

runningintoNina'soffice,carryingtwobottles.

Stu:"Hey,lookwhatIfoundinEd'sfridge."

LynettequietlywalksovertoNina'sdoor.

Nina:"."

LynettepeeksintheroomandseesNina,almostnaked,onherdesk,withStuontopof

ans.

ThensheopenshereyesandseesLynettestandinginthedoorway.

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AdvertisingAgency-Daytime

Lynettewalksin.

Lynette:"Hey,Stu."

ShewalksoverthecoffeetablewhereNinaisstanding.

Lynette:"AndNina!"

Nina:"Hey,,um,seeyouforasecond?"

Lynette:"Sure."

TheygointoLynette'soffice.

Lynette:"Tsk,tsk,''sbeen

knowntofirepeopleforthatsortofthing."

Nina:"Lynette,Iknowthatwe',atthecore,Ibelievethat

wearebothgoodpeople,bothsmartwomenwhoarejusttryingtomakeitinthisvicious

,whatdoyouwant?Doyouwantaraise?Wantabetter

office?"

Lynette:"outobenicer."

Nina:"What?"

Lynette:"Nomorebelittling,berating,rudesarcasm."

Nina:"AndinexchangeIgetyoursilence?"

Lynette:"sweetdeal,don'tyouthink?"

Nina:"Ah,I'llseewhatIcando."

Lynette:"Great!"

Nina:"Okay."

Lynette:"AndI'mgonnatakeyourparkingspace."

Nina:"Hmm?"

Lynette:"IkidtheNina!"

Ninalaughsandwalksout.

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Gabrielle'sHouse-Daytime

Carlosisdressedinasuit,drinkingcoffeeinthekitchenwhenGabriellewalksin,wearing

arobe.

Gabrielle:"You'reupearly."

Carlos:"I'mgoingtoMass."

Gabrielle:"Huh?"

Carlos:"Yeah."

Gabrielle:"Butit'snotevenSunday."

Carlos:"TheyhaveaMasseverydayoftheweek."

Gabrielle:"Really?Whendidtheystartdoingthat?"

Ahornhonksoutside.

Carlos:"That'seewhereIputmyBible?"

sabeautifulblonde

ladystandingbythecaroutside.

lleblockshisway.

Carlos:"What?"

Gabrielle:"Isawyournun!"

Carlos:"So?"

Gabrielle:"So,she'shot!She'sahotnun!"

Carlos:"Youcan'tseriouslybejealous."

Gabrielle:"Youmeantotellmethatthismiraculousconversionofyourshasnothingtodo

withfactthatthewomanstandingoutsideisaknockout?"

Carlos:"That'swhatI'mtellingyou."

MarywavestoGabrielle.

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AdvertisingAgency-Daytime

ceptionistwavesather.

Pat:"youheretosee?"

Lynette:"I'you?"

Pat:"'smyfirstday."

Lynette:",ppenedtoStu?"

Later,LynetteentersNina'soffice.

Lynette:"YoufiredStu?"

Nina:"Oh,in."

Lynette:"Ican'tbelieveyouwouldsinksolow.I'mgoingtoEd."

Nina:",thisisStu'semployeeevaluationfile,ingisfullof

blackmarks."

Lynette:"Comeon,Nina,webothknowwhyyougotridofhim."

Nina:"Well,!Andonacompletelyunrelatedtopic,there'sgonna

'sbeenaftermetotrimthefat."

Lynette:"Youthreateningme?"

Nina:"No!No,'sjustthatit'sgonnabemyjobtoevaluatethosethatareteam

yingtobenice."

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Prudy'sFeedStore-Daytime

Addison:"Idon'tknow,youseemkindaover-qualified."

Susan:"Why,causeIwenttocollege?"

Addison:"No,becauseyoufinishedhighschool."

Susan:"Well,IjustwanttochangemylifeandeverysinceIwasalittlegirlI'vealways

,I'mjustfascinatedwithfeed."

Addison:"Well,?Somethingonmynose?"

Susan:"Oh,stlookingatthecolorofyoureyes."

Addison:"Youwere?"

Susan:"''re,they'renice."

Addison:"Carolsentyoutotestme,didn'tshe?"

Susan:"What?Who'sCarol?"

Addison:"Yougobackandtellmywifeifaprivatedetectivecouldn'tfoolme,well,you're

notgonnaeither."

Susan:"Idon'tknowwhatyou'ameintogetajob."

Addison:"Acutelittlethinglikeyoustrutsinhere,flirtswithanoldcodgerlikeme,how

dumbdoyouthinkIam?Hey,ettyhair,yougottasexywalk,yougotta

tightlittleass!"

Susan:"Oh!I'myourdaughter!"

Addison:"What?"

Susan:"Backinthesixties,youhadabriefrelationshipwithayounggirl,SophieBremmer.

."

ollows.

Susan:",I''reyougoing?

YouseewhenIfoundoutyouwerealive,and,andthatwebothlivedinthesamecity,I

justwantedtomeetyou."

Addisongoesinthebackroomandclosesthedoor.

Susan:"!"

Sheknocksonthedoor.

Susan:"."

Susanentersthebackroom.

Susan:"Hello!"

slayingontheground,unconscious.

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FairviewCountyHospital

neisintractionwithabrokenlegandbrokenarm.

ne:"Andknockwood,thedoctorssayI'llkeepimproving,,

howareyou?"

Bree:"Good,tartedco-chairingacharityeventfortheJunior

Leagueandum,andIbrokeupwithGeorge."

ne:"Really?"

Bree:"ne,doyoueverreallycurepeople,Imean,eventhoughthey'rereally

crazy?"

ne:"I'eitherhavementalhealthortheydon't.

Whentheydohaveaproblem,

sometimestheygetbetter."

Bree:"Well,whenIbrokeupwithGeorge,kindof

malevolence,anditjustdidn'tseemtometobethesortofthingyoucouldcure."

ne:"Idon''realljustpeople."

Bree:"Howcanyounotbelieveinevil?Amanjustthrewyouoffabridgefornoreason."

ne:"'rodeuponhislittleblue

nkhe'swicked?'blems

vewithenoughtimeandtreatment,I

couldhelphim."

Bree:"Didyousayabluebike?"

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Lynette'sHouse-Daytime

ecomesoutcarryingcoffee.

Lynette:"Black?"

Stu:"Mmm."

Lynette:"Great."

Stu:"IgottasayLynette,'teventhinkyou'dnoticeI

wasfired."

Lynette:"OhcourseInoticed!YouareoneofmyfavoritesandIthoughtitwasreallyunfair

howitallwentdown."

Stu:"Itwasn'okethecopier,andIstoleall

thosepaperclips."

Lynette:"See,Idon'tthinkthat'swhyyougotfired."

Stu:"Really?That'swhatNinasaid."

Lynette:"WordgotoutthatyouandNinawere?quot;

Stu:"Shagging?"

Lynette:"卋afiredyoutokeepEdfromfindingout."

Stu:"You'rekidding."

Lynette:"Andthatwasn'uldn''s

cally,it'ssexualharassment."

Stu:"But,Iwasintoit!Iconsented!"

Lynette:"Stu,you'',Ithinkyoushouldtalkto

Edaboutgettingyourjobback."

Stu:"Whywouldhecare?"

Lynette:"Oh,he'n'twantyousuinghimformillionsofdollars."

Stu:"Wow!SowouldNinagetintrouble?"

Lynette:"Well,I'sapossibilityshe'dgetaslaponthewrist.

So,you'llthinkabouttalkingtoEd?"

Stu:"Definitely!"

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FairviewCountyHospital

Addisonislyingonabedinanexaminationroom.

Addison:"Thenursetoldmeyouwerewaitingoutthere."

Susan:"Ijustwantedtoseeifyouwereokay."

Addison:"SorryifIspookedya.I''sgenetic,soyoumightwanttoget

thatchecked."

Susan:"Oh,okay."

Addison:"Look,don'ttakethiswrong,but,uh,Ineedyoutoclearout."

Susan:"What?Ijustgothere."

Addison:"ngis,ifCarolfindsoutthatI'vegotanadultlove

childaround,that'sgonnabethestrawthatbreaksthecamel',it'snot

exactlytheonlytimeI'vestrayed."

Susan:"Charming."

Addison:"But,'realovelywoman.

Hon,youreallyneedtoleavenow."

Susan:"It's,it',no,that'snotgoodenough."

Addison:"Look,I'mtryingreallyhardtobeniceaboutthisbutyou'rebackingmeintoa

corner."

Susan:"It'annahavecoffee,ora

lunchnowandthen."

Addison:"Ican'dn'tbefairtomywife."

Susan:"Oh,that',allthetimesyouwerecheatingonher,thatwasokay,but

havinglunchwithyourdaughter,thatjustcrossestheline?Ijustwantachancetogetto

knowyou."

Addison:"Well,Idon'twanttoknowyou.I'go,yourmother

erabunchofmoneyandsheagreedtokeep

thingsquiet."

Susan:"Well,Iwasn'tconsultedonthatlittlearrangement."

Addison:"Idon'tthinkit'sfairtopunishmeforamistakeImadeyearsago."

Susan:"Isthatwhatyouthinkofme?I'mamistake?"

Addison:"Ifthat'swhatyouneedtohear,yeah,that'swhatIthink."

CarolenterstheroomandhugsAddison.

Carol:"okay?"

Addison:"I'mgood,baby."

Carol:"Thekidsareontheirwayover."

CarolturnsandseesSusan.

Carol:"Hi,I'?"

Susan:"Doyouwanttotellher,orshouldI?I'myourhusband'sguardianangel."

Carol:"Excuseme?"

Susan:"Myname'adanattack

imCPRandcallednine-one-one."

Carol:"Oh."

CarolhugsSusan.

Carol:",whenIthinkwhat,whatcouldhavehappened."

Susan:"Well,I',Iwantyoutohurryupandgetbackon

yourfeet."

SusankissesAddisononthecheekandwhisperstohim.

Susan:"I'mnotgivingup."

ShestraightensandturnstoCarol.

Susan:"I'gotthatdarnhorsefeed."

Addison:"IguessI'llputabagasideforyou."

Susan:"Youdothat."

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George'sStreet-Daytime

Georgeisreturninghomeonfoot,policecarsand

'sseesanofficerplacinghisbikeintothebackofa

getsbehindabushanddrops

southiscellphone.

George:"Bree,it''

thehellisgoingon?"

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Bree'sHouse

George'svoiceisontheansweringmachineasBreestandsnexttoit.

George:"LookIknowyouarethere,haveanythingtodowiththis?Bree!

Bree!"

Breepicksupthephone.

Bree:"George,nseenowjusthowsickyou

reallyare,sopleasejustturnyourselfinandthatwayyoucangetthehelpthatyoureally

!"

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George'sStreet

suphisbagsandstartswalkingthewayhecame.

Then,hethrowsthebagsdownandstartstorun.

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Gabrielle'sHouse

walksin.

Carlos:"What'sgoingon?"

Gabrielle:"Oh,IinvitedSisterMaryHotPantsoverforlunch."

Carlos:"What?"

Gabrielle:"YousaidshetouchedyoursoulsoIjustwanttomakesureherhandsare

clean."

ThedoorbellringsandGabriellegoestoanswerit.

Later,Gabrielle,Carlos,andSisterMarysitaroundthediningroomtable.

Gabrielle:"SoSisterMary,tellmewhat'ondwith

alltheconvictsorwasCarlosjustspecial?"

SisterMary:"Well,ofcourse,Carlosisspecial,butourmissiondoesatonofevangelical

workwithseveralprisons."

Gabrielle:"Oh,like,today'sconvictistomorrow'sconvert."

SisterMary:"Somethinglikethat,twoinvolvedinany

charities?"

Gabrielle:"Currently?No."

Carlos:",let'sfaceit,morestuffisn'tgonnamake

ourlivesanybetter.

SisterMary:"an'tbuyhappiness."

Gabrielle:"Well,'sjustaliewetellpoorpeopletokeep'emfromrioting."

Carlos:"Gaby!"

Gabrielle:"It'nup."

Carlos:"Canyoubelievethis?I'mmarriedtoawomansoselfish,shemakesfunofthe

entireconceptofcharity."

Gabrielle:"eyyouspenttobuyyoursportscarcouldbuya

mudhutforeverypeasantinEcuador."

Carlos:"Okay,you''mevolving,,Iwouldliketo

donatemycartoyourmission."

Gabrielle:"What?"

SisterMary:"Carlos,areyousure?"

Carlos:"lleandIdon'hareone."

Gabrielle:"Share?WhatifyouhavethecarandIneedtogoshopping?"

Carlos:"We'regonnacutbackonshoppingtoo."

Gabrielle:"Okay,Ithinkweshouldalljustcalmdownalittlebit!"

Carlos:"I'mgonnagetyouthatpinksliprightnow."

Gabrielle:"Carlos!"

Carlos:"We'redoingthis."

llegetsupalso.

Gabrielle:"Ihaveto,uh..."(handsoverabottleofwine)"Uh,

oneneedstoknow."

issearchingthedrawersforthepinkslip.

Carlos:"Don''renottalkingmeoutofthis."

Gabrielle:"I',Iwanna

apologizeforthewayI',hereyouaretryingtoturnyourlifearound,

andallIcanthinkaboutaremystupidjealousyissues."

Carlos:"Yeah,well,let'sjustgetbackdownthere."

Gabrielle:"No,Imeanit.I'beabetterperson,too.I'msickofbeingbad.

Forgiveme?"

Carlos:"You'renotabadperson."

Gabrielle:"Really?"

Shekisseshim.

Carlos:"No,ofcoursenot."

Gabrielle:"That'oclosetoyourightnow."

Carlos:"Gaby."

Gabrielle:"I'ambad."

Carlos:"Look,we'vegotanundownstairs."

Gabrielle:"'regivingheracar."

nsloudly.

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AdvertisingAgency

eesarescramblingaround,somecarryingboxes,

onesittingwithhisheadinhishands,somearguing.

Lynette:"Hey,Pat,what'sgoingon?"

Pat:"I'peoplearegettingfired."

Ed:"Lynette."

Lynette:"Yeah."

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Ed'sOffice

Ed:"Lynette,Nina''unts."

Lynette:"Iam?"

Ed:"Ijustgavehertheax,alongwithabunchofotherpeople."

Lynette:"Why?Whathappened?"

Ed:"OuroldpalStujustfiledasexualharassmentsuitagainstthecompany."

Lynette:"Hedidwhat?"

Ed:"choicebuttopay

videoofhimandNinatogether."

Lynette:"na,butwhyareyoufiringeverybodyelse?"

Ed:"Stu''tcutbackonstaff,thenextroundofpaychecks

aregonnabounce."

Lynette:"Oh,god,orry."

Ed:"Well,it'',canyourun

downtotheartdepartment?Someone'sgottacanJeffandElizabeth."

Lynette:".I'll,I'mgonnagoandtakecareofthat."

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OutsideNina'sOffice

Ninaisstandingthere,drinkingwine.

Nina:"tulations."

Lynette:"antedyoutobenicer."

Nina:"Youknowwhat?boss,I'msorry,yourbossisincompetent

,fromdayone,Ihavebeenthe

onlyonearoundherekeepingthisplacefromcrumblingdownaroundhisstupidears."

Lynette:"Oh,Nina,comeon."

Nina:"aluxurythatIgaveupalongwithvacationsand

etterkissthosefour

littlekiddiesofyoursgood-byebecauseyouhavejustadoptedtheneediestlittlechildin

'regonnaneedthismorethanIdo."

ShehandsLynettetheglassandwinks.

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Gabrielle'sHouse

Gabriellecomesdownstairs,wearingarobe.

Gabrielle:"'sresting."

SisterMary:"Yeah,Ioverheardsomeofyourtalk."

Gabrielle:"'ssuchananimalbutsincewehaveacoupleofminutes,whydon't

we,uh,chat?"

GabrielletakesSisterMaryoutsidetotheporch.

Gabrielle:"Look,Idon''sjustnowthatCarlosishome,weneedto

getbackonourroutine,andwecan'tdothatifhekeepsrunningofftochurchandcharity

nowwhatImean?"

SisterMary:"Ido."

Gabrielle:"Oh,uldreallyhelpourmarriageifyoujustbackedofffora

while,okay?"

SisterMary:"No."

Gabrielle:"Huh?"

SisterMary:"Isaidno."

Gabrielle:"Iknowwhatyousaid.I'mwonderingwhyyousaidit."

SisterMary:"Carlosisadiamondintherough,aflawedmantobesure,butsomeone

sfyyourmaterialism,he

withyouradultery,as

he'swithyou,hewillneverfindwhathe'slookingfor."

Gabrielle:"Well,Iguessheshouldhavethoughtofthatbeforehemarriedme."

SisterMary:"Somemarriagesaremeanttobeannulled."

Gabrielle:"Whatthehellkindofnunareyou?Look,ifyoutrytocomebetweenmeandmy

husband,Iwilltakeyoudown."

SisterMary:"annathreatenme,you're

gonnahavetodoalotbetterthanthat."

Gabrielle:"Youlistentome,otwanttostartawarwithme."

SisterMary:"Well,ton."

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HotelRoom

Georgeopensthedoorofhishotelroom.

Bellman:"Youcalledforabellman?"

George:"There'nd,BreeVandeKamp,

omesupintheelevator,

callme."

Heholdsoutawadofcashtothebellman,whosmilesandtakesit.

George:"Youthinkyoucandothat?"

Bellman:"Yes,sir."

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HotelCharityEvent

ThebellmanapproachesBree.

Bellman:"Excuseme,ma'am?"

Bree:"Yes."

Hehandsherthenote.

Bellman:"Iwasaskedtogivethistoyou."

Bree:"Oh,thankyou."

Breeopensthenotewhichreads"Bree,Ican'tlivewithyouthinkingI'mabadperson.I've

oulddomeonelastkindness,pleasecomeupandsaygoodbye.

I'minRoom#617."

Breeimmediatelycallsthepolicedepartmentonhercellphone.

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FairviewPoliceDepartment

DetectiveBarton:"Barton."

Bree:"Hello,otalktoyouabout

GeorgeWilliams."

Detective:"Yeah,Iwasjustgettingreadytocallyou,reat

hishouserightnowandthey'mswas

responsibleforyourhusband'sdeath."

Bree:"What?"

Detective:"Yeah,wefoundRex'sprescriptionbottlesanddoctoredpotassiumpillsaswell

amp?"

lmancallsGeorge.

Bellman:"Hello,'s,uh,onherwayup."

George:"Thankyouverymuch."

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HotelRoom

ns

takingthepills.

George:"esmenot."

Bree,intheelevator,staresatherreflectioninthedoor.

George:"Shelovesme."

Breebeginscryingandhittingthewalls.

George:"Shelovesmenot."

Breeslidesdownsoshe'ssittingontheflooroftheelevator.

George:"Shelovesme."

Shepullsthe憇top'buttonoftheelevator.

Later,George,inhisroom,islyingonthebed,enssuddenlyand

looksathiswatch,ingheavily,hegraspsthephoneandpushesa

button.

George:"Operator,thisisabitembarrassing,butI've,I'veswallowedsomepillsby

youneedtocallanambulance."

There'saknockatthedoor.

George:"Uh,uh,uh,theywere,larm.I'mfine."

Hehangsup.

George:"Door'sopen."

BreeentersandseesGeorgelyingonthebed,thenthepillsandliquoronthedesk.

Bree:"reyouthinking,takingthepills?"

George:"Ididn'tothinkmecapableofthatsortofviolence..."

Bree:"!"

George:"I''sthepills."

Bree:"Whyareyoutellingmethis?"

George:"BecausemaybeIdon'facethepoliceknowingthatyou

wouldbethereforme,thatyou''llhavesomethingtolivefor."

Bree:"Andthenwe'llcallanambulanceandthey'llpumpyourstomach."

George:"Yes."

sdowninit.

Bree:"Iwanttohelpyou,butinordertodothat,Ineedtoforgiveyou,and,Ican'tdothat

untilyouadmitwhatyou'vedone."

George:"Ididn'tpushGoldfine."

Bree:"Yes,t'snotwhatI'owit

wasn'ttotallyyourfaultbecauseyou',ifyou'lljustbehonestwithme,Ican

'llbethehardestthingI'veeverdone,butI'haveto,youhave

totellmethetruth."

George:"Look,I'tocallsomeone."

Bree:"Notuntilyouadmitwhatyou'vedone."

George:"ngImayhavedone,eyouwantedmeto,

youknowyoudid."

Hecloseshiseyesforafewseconds,thenopensthemandlooksather.

George:"Weneedtophoneanambulance."

Bree:"'realreadyontheirway."

Hesmilesandcloseshiseyesagain.

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Gabrielle'sHouse

Gabrielleliesinbed,watchingCarlosashekneelsandprays.

"It'scan

surpriseyou."

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SisterMary'sBedroom

SisterMaryiskneelingnexttoherbed,smiling,asshefinishesprayingandcrosses

inguishesacandlethat'snexttoherwithherfingers.

"Andthesameistrueforsaints."

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AdvertisingAgency

Ninaisinheroffice,packingherbelongingsandcrying.

"Whydowetrytodefinepeopleassimplygoodorsimplyevil?"

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FairviewCountyHospital

AddisonintheemergencyroomwithCarolholdinghishand.

"Becausenoonewantstoadmitthatcompassionandcrueltycanlivesidebysideinone

heart."

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HotelRoom

Breeputsthechairbackandwalksoutoftheroomaftertakingonelastlookatwhere

Georgeislyingonthebed.

"Andthatanyoneiscapableofanything."

~TheEnd~