英文笑话简短

英文笑话简短

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[关于英语笑话短对话阅读]20个英语笑话爆笑超短

LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents.

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

"WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?"

“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”

"Igaveittoapooroldwoman,"heanswered.

“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。

"You'reagoodboy,"saidthemotherproudly."Herearetwocentsmore.

Butwhyareyousointerestedintheoldwoman?"

“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那

么感兴趣呢?”

"Sheistheonewhosellsthecandy."

“她是个卖糖果的。”

AmanistalkingtoGod.

Theman:"God,howlongisamillionyears?"

God:"Tome,it'saboutaminute."

Theman:"God,howmuchisamilliondollars?"

God:"Tomeit'sapenny."

Theman:"God,mayIhaveapenny?"

God:"Waitaminute."

Twofactoryworkersaretalking.

Thewomansays,"Icanmakethebossgivemethedayoff."

Themanreplies,"Andhowwouldyoudothat?"

Thewomansays,"Justwaitandsee."Shethenhangsupside-downfromthe

ceiling.

Thebosscomesinandsays,"Whatareyoudoing?"

Thewomanreplies,"I'malightbulb."

Thebossthensays,"You'vebeenworkingsomuchthatyou'vegonecrazy.I

thinkyouneedtotakethedayoff."

Themanstartstofollowherandthebosssays,"Whereareyougoing?"

Themansays,"I'mgoinghome,'tworkinthedark."

Thisisagoodonetofollowthefollowingpreviouslysubmittedjoke.

A:Whatdoyoucalladeerwithnoeyes?

B:Noidea.(NoEyeDeer.)

A:Whatdoyoucalladeaddeerwithnoeyes?

B:Stillnoidea.

Aguysaystohisfriend,"GuesshowmanycoinsIhaveinmypocket."

Thefriendssays,"IfIguessright,willyougivemeoneofthem?"

Thefirstguyssays,"Ifyouguessright,I'llgiveyoubothofthem!"

Dependingonwhereyoulive,studentswillenjoythisone.

Q:Whatdoyoucallahippie'swife?

A:Mississippi.

"Larry!Comehere!"saidhisfuriousmother,puttingthetelephonedown,"

I’onaboutyourbehaviortoherDoris

tched,rudeboy!"

"Iwasnicetoher,Mum,reallyIwas!"protestedtheyouth.

"Ievenpaidheracomplimentwhenwehadadance."

"Didyou,indeed?"saidhismothergrimly,"Andwhatexactlydidyousay?"

"Isaid,Gosh,Doris,yousweatlessthananyfatgirlI’veeverdanced

with!"

恭维话

“拉里，你过来!”妈妈放下电话后生气地说，“我刚才接到哈里森夫人地电话，她

告诉我你在昨晚的学校舞会上对多丽丝行为不好，你可耻，粗鲁!”

“妈妈，我对她很好，真的!”小伙子不服气地说。“当我和她跳舞时我还说了一句

恭维她的话。”

“你真的这么做的吗?”妈妈严厉地问。“你的原话是怎么说的?”

“我说，啊呀，多丽丝，你比我跳过舞的任何胖姑娘出汗都少!”

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