2024年3月13日发(作者：)
5人搞笑英语话剧剧本（英语学习）
5人搞笑英语话剧剧本Today’s Yang bailao and Huang Shiren
———编剧：方彦龙
Character:：杨白劳Y, 喜儿X，王大春（喜儿男朋友）D，王大婶（王大春的母亲）W, 穆仁智（黄的管家）M，黄世仁H
Part 1:In 杨白劳’home
旁白：(“喜洋洋”背景音乐起)---New Year’s Eve,Xi’er is talking with
her boyfriend on the phone, suddenly ,doorbell sounded.（叮咚！叮咚……）
喜: Oh! ok! Someone is knock at the door! So I have to hung up!Bye!（开门）
杨: 喜儿! 喜儿! What’s this
喜: Oh! computer!(高兴地看笔记本)That’s a Laptop!
杨: Ha ha! Today I’m able to buy a computer! Next year, I will plan to
buy a car!
喜: Really Buys a carGreat!
杨: Ok, now we will go out ,are you ready
喜: Ha ha,I’m ready ok and waiting for you to come back!（门铃再次响起）Oh,I think there must be Aunt Wang and Dacun coming.(开门,)
王婶, 大春, 杨, 喜(四人齐声贺道)Happy New Year!hah(喜儿和大春去一边嘻嘻哈哈，窃窃私语不知所言)
王婶:（走到杨白劳跟前）Mr Yang,I heard Dachun said, going to jump
the disco dancing after
杨:Right,What do you think
王婶:I’m gald to,oh,are you prepared to go out
杨: Sure!.
王婶: Ok,go(问杨白劳)
杨: Let’s go,(朝喜儿他俩那边喊)Xi’er,Dachun,go!
(四人出门 下)
Part 2: In Huang Shiren’ home
黄: (黄世仁上台，气势汹汹地说)Hello,everyone!Do you know Huang
ShirenTt’s me! Ha ha……But today is not yestady!You see Mu Renzhi
coming!
穆:（穆仁智走上来）Mr Huang , give me a litte,ok
黄: Not! I wouldn’t give you,because I haven’t money!(不耐烦的样子)
穆: New Year coming,My wages, a year--（哀求着）
黄: Really does not have!
穆:（拉着黄的手说）You are so kind in my eyes,can you give me litte
money,ok
黄: No way,what’s moreYang Bailao has not return the money to me,
what can I do for you(无奈的样子)
穆: You might ask for him!
黄:Asking himI think he couldn’t give me!
穆:Why He has contracted the farm, and made many money!
黄:I know! But,he——
穆:(打断黄的话)Tries!Ok
黄: (想了想)Ok! You go together with me!
穆: Let’s go! (两人出门 下)
Part 3: In enlightens the hall
旁白: Yang Bailao, Xi’er, Dachun and Aunt Wang finished eating
dinner and tojump the disco dancing.(迪斯科音乐起，四人在舞台上狂欢着)
（一会儿，杨的电话响了,他走到前台接电话）
杨:This is Yang Bailao, please speaking! ... oh... oh!--
王婶:（王大婶看见，向杨走过来）Who’s that
杨:Huang Shiren, he said he coming here immediately.
喜：(停止跳舞，朝这边问)Huang Shiren Is all right（杨白老点头示对）
大春: Nothing! We would take them away if they appeared!
杨, 喜, D, W: Ha ha (四人继续跳舞)
（黄世仁和穆仁智一前一后的东张西望地从下面走上台前）
黄: Oh! Everyone，Happy New Year!
（大家看了看，没人理睬）
杨:（杨朝黄走了过去）The same to you!(音乐停，其他人也走了过来)
黄: (和杨握手)Recently alright
杨: Fina, but if you ask the money that’s wrong!（自己先坐下，示意让黄世仁坐，这时大春用脚把凳子往后一勾了下，黄坐到地上了，尴尬的看看大家）
大春:Oh, I resemble see to have the dirty thing, but not,sits down!
黄: (朝杨白老问)Who is this（穆仁智扶黄起来）
杨:He is Wang Dachun,Xi’er’s boyfriend.
黄:(打量大春说)Are you Xi’er’s boyfriend
大春:Yes! (喊道)Is not my that is you
黄:No,no!you!(胆怯的坐下)
杨:What’s the mater
黄:I’m sorry, but, today is the last of the year!en—Debt is---
杨:(打断黄的话) Does not have!
黄: I know you are good man, give a litte,ok(乞求的样子)
杨: No matter what you said to,nothing!
黄（抱住杨白老的腿哀求到）Mr Yang ,a litte,just a litte……
杨: No money,only a life have!
黄: just a litte……
杨:(很无情地说) No money,only a life have!
黄: （无助地向四处环顾）En----
大春: (不耐烦地说)You have not heard Does not have!
黄:（朝喜儿望去）Miss, you help us!help us !ok(哀求着)
王婶:（和喜儿站一块的王大婶说）What you want to do
大春:Boils!Go out!（语气非常强烈）
( 杨白劳推开黄,喜儿，王大春，王大婶赶黄世仁和穆仁智走)
穆:（拉着杨白老的手求到）Do not expel me go, I want to leave,from
now, I do for you ,I cound drive---
杨: (排了排穆仁智)Ha ha, nice!ok! (穆仁智和所有的人都赶黄世仁出门)
黄:（冲穆仁智喊道)Mu Renzhi! Mu Renzhi!Do you know you is my
housekeep
穆:No!Go out!(全部下)
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